Poop

So, I emailed this to my mom and dad and I wanted to show you all that it isn't all butterflies and roses at my house. In fact, my email was titled : "Want a two year old?" hehehehehe! I told Mom that Emma can take care of my Dad who is just recovering from surgery! :) I really do treasure my kids, but these are those rare moments that I just wonder!


Okay. so far today, she woke up at 6AM....nice as pie..as the day has gone on she's turned on me! It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde here. So far she's thrown the worlds biggest tantrum, kicking and screaming till she was almost throwing up because she didn't want a pull up on..but she didn't want panties on either! So she fought for like half an hour - I put her in her room - naked as a jaybird, she was crying to beat sixty and she wanted milk and I said you can come out and have milk, but you have to either put a pull up on or panties..oh.my. stars...the tears and screaming started again. This went on for half an hour..then I went and checked on her after the third time and she was sitting in there nice as ever reading a book and she goes "hi momma"..and I said, "would you like to come out and have lunch now? If you do, please put on panties or a pull up." She grabbed a pull up and nicely walked into the kitchen, put it on and ate all of her lunch. What the THUNDER was that all about??????????????????????????

So, fast forward to 15 minutes ago. She's supposed to be napping. Chris walks in the door and she hears him and is pounding on her bedroom door, so Chris walks in there and there is POOP............ALLLLLLL..........OOOOOVERRRRRRRR....its on her walls, her floor, her music box (had the biggest turd in her music box..it was like she was saving it).....poop in between the bristles of her my little pony brush..like she was trying to brush the poop..in a hair clip like she was trying to do the poop's hair....on her comforter.....pillow case..her hands, her legs and HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! It took me three good scrubbings to get all the poop out of her hair..it was caked in like gum...at first I thought I had it all out, so I took her out of the bathtub to get her dressed and I could still smell it..I looked more closely..there was still poop in her hair..back in the tub..two more good scrubbings and it's finally all clean.

Urg.....I need a drink now! AND, it's only 2:30......no nap this afternoon..she'll be out by 6PM and then up at 5AM.....urg.......................